About us

I Should Be King is part of the Silly Services brand of websites created to amuse and entertain you (and also make us a little bit of money).

I Should Be King is a division of JaredJared Enterprises located in Cleveland, Ohio where Jared currently reigns as Emperor.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are you for real?

To quote Descartes – ‘I make people royalty, therefore I am’.

We are in fact a very real company offering a very silly service.

How much does it cost?

$1.37 (that’s right $1.37). We feel it is a very silly number.

How do I pay you?

We take PayPal.

What do I actually get?

We create an online customized Declaration of Royal Standing that documents the royal reign and all the rights and privileges that go along with it. This is available as both a weblink and a downloadable image (for integration into your website, MySpace, Facebook, or whatever).

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You also get placed in our online registry!

Morally – you are raised to a superior plane of existence. Then you you can look down on others and say “I’m the king and you are just a simple peon.”

Didn’t you used to sell real certificates?

Yes, but it wasn’t actually silly enough for the Silly Services brand. If you really want a fancy 8.5″ x 11″ parchment certificate (framed or unframed) bearing the official seal of Silly Services just contact us and we can arrange something.

Can I become king of anywhere?

Sure. Just don’t go trying to enforce it!

Why are you doing this?

We at I Should Be King feel that there are just not enough silly services in the world. We also feel that we deserve the royal treatment.

What if being of royal standing isn’t my cup of tea?

Don’t worry! Here at Silly Services we offer a wide variety of silly services. Just check out our other sites.

How long have you been doing this?

Longer than we should have, longer than we should have.

What gives you the right?

Nothing whatsoever. But to be honest we aren’t selling legal rights or privileges just moral superiority – and you can’t put a price on that. Oh well we did – so I guess you can.

What makes you different from the competition?

They take themselves seriously. We don’t.

Are you recognized by any official organizations?

Funnily enough, when we walk down the street – we don’t get recognized by anyone.

What if I run across someone who has the same royal standing?

A joust is the only true way to settle a score like this. But alas the weapon of choice in these matters is Stella Dora bread sticks which requires infinite precision to be lethal – unless you are allergic to bread but then you probably have bigger issues.

Do you people realize that this is insane?

Yes – but we don’t care. And what is this ‘You People’ crap?

Can I get another copy of the declaration?

It’s digital – just download it again!

What if I have other questions?

Then ask them!